You know you're a footsoldier of the Liberal Consensus when....
You refuse to go to Syria because they take your damn passport for two weeks before issuing a visa – and because last time you got so stressed at being without it that after three days you broke, invented a sick child, flew to London and cried on the Syrian Ambassador until he gave it back.
And then got your visa issued by flirting with guards on the Jordanian border (MA stop giving them come-hither looks. It’s just so… unsubtle.)
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