Monday 3 December 2007

Things Overheard in Spinneys II

Poker-up-the-bum Jumeirah Jane: ‘Do you expect me to buy this? Or this? These avocados are fit for nothing!
‘Little Philipina Chick: ‘Yes ma’am, I’m very sorry ma’am’
P-u-t-b Jumeirah Jane: ‘and the lettuce looks very tired, and those tomatoes are just about ready to lay down and die.’
Little Philipina Chick: ‘But ma’am it is Ramadan - the vegetables find it hard.’

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