Monday 3 December 2007

Those Special Little Saudi Moments

JennyF: ‘So it’s illegal for me to be here?’
Colleague: ‘Well, technically it’s against the law for single women in their twenties to travel here’
JennyF: ‘And to stay in hotels?’
Colleague: ‘Yes, unless you’re with a brother or father. Usual rules, they just aren’t going to risk letting you near any men.’
JennyF: ‘So why does the private butler in my suite keep trying to tuck me in at night?’
Colleague: ‘Because you’re a six-star illegal immigrant.’

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