Friend: I just don’t see how you can justify flying so much. I mean, does your company even carbon off-set for the emissions?
JennyF: No, but we help emerging countries! We’re cute and fluffy!
Friend: How many flights do you take each week?
JennyF: (tiny hiding voice) eight to ten
Friend: You are a murderer, a murderer of the world. You care for nothing. Satan is your teacher and your friend.
JennyF: Ok fine, FINE. We’re secretly funded by one of those American evangelist groups who try to bring on the end of days by buying SUVs
Friend: Consultancy is the amoral-ist and the worst.
JennyF: Ha ha ha, just kidding! *Makes note on Blackberry to call American evangelist groups and arrange funding, perhaps finally meeting those stringent fourth quarter targets*
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