Monday 3 December 2007

The Rainbow Sea (Area GAY)

JennyF: (Whining) But why won’t you come to Dead Sea with me?
AF: (Arab, Looking shifty) I just…
JennyF: But why…. When it would be SOOO COOL.. And you can float in the water and it’s very therapeutic and the beaches have lots of naked Germans to prove it... pleeeeeaaaase come with me
AF: I cannot go there… please understand, it is a bad place and my mother she wish for grandchildren
JennyF: What?
AF: (Hissing) It is biblical place - Sodom and Gemorrah. The water there does things to a man, make them a not-man. Please…
JennyF: (loudly) You think the water will make you GAY?
AF: People are looking! And it’s true.

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