Monday 3 December 2007

For Queen and Country

A girlfriend, BH, comes back from Syria and tells us about dancing the night away with the guys from the embassies in some of the new bars in Damascus.

Nice Guy from New Europe Embassy: ‘You should watch things a bit lovely…’
BH: ‘Who is that boy? Chicago accent right? Northwestern?’
Nice Guy: ‘You need to be a bit careful here…’
BH: ‘I KNOW! Those lashes are killer!…Embassy boy?’
Nice Guy: ‘Head of Syrian Military Intelligence,’
BH: ‘Unexpected.... Do you think all secret policeman dance like JZ?'

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