Random Arab Guy in Dishdash: ‘Yes I had sex with her ok! I meet her in bus-stop! I have sex with her in bus-stop!’
Pretty Malaysian Girlfriend in Hotpants: (crying) ‘But Wael….’
Random Arab Guy in Dishdash: ‘I do it again! You drive me to this with your jealousy! Is your fault, jealous woman!’
Pretty Malaysian Girlfriend etc: (crying) ‘But Wael, I…’
Watching Hostie 1: (to friend) ‘Oh my God! Can you believe that guy?’
Friend: ‘I know, totally…’
Watching Hostie 1: ‘I know…’
Friend: ‘Who uses public transport in Dubai?’
Blonde tourist girl to cute dark-haired guy: ‘So where are you from?’
Cute dark-haired guy: (careful timing, expecting major league impact) ‘Baby, I’m Emirati!’
Blonde tourist girl: ‘Oh, like from Japan?’
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