How to Bag Yourself an Oil Rich Lover

LL: JennyF!
LBB: Lisa Lashes!
LL: Oh my God!
LBB: Oh my God, how are you?
LL: Did you hear?
LBB: I heard…
LL: Well….
LBB: You always knew it was for a year….
LL: I know, but he was so lovely… wonderful cheekbones, and the villa was FABULOUS
LBB: Lease ran out?
LL: In so many ways…
LBB: Miss the pool?
LL: Miss the pool parties…
LBB: Who moved in?
LL: Couple of German girls
LBB: Has he?
LL: Of course. Within two days of the pretty one moving in, he….
LBB: Moved in?
LL: Of course

Pause.

LBB: Are you ok?
LL: My diamond tennis bracelets are ok
LBB: Oh thank God! You must have been so worried….